Caffeinated Vitals is now live on Google Play and will be available soon on the Apple App Store. It is a simple, free health tracking app for blood pressure, weight, glucose, SpO2, and medications — with no ads, no subscriptions, and no tracking.
It is a simple health tracking app for recording:
- Blood pressure
- Heart rate
- Weight
- Blood glucose
- Oxygen saturation (SpO2)
- Medications
No ads. No subscriptions. No tracking.
Just open the app, enter the number, close the app.
Why It Exists
Doctors routinely ask patients to track blood pressure, weight, medications, and other vitals between visits. Many people end up using paper, a notes app, or a spreadsheet.
Caffeinated Vitals was built to be a clean, fast, private alternative.
It is not a medical device. It does not interpret readings. It does not provide medical advice.
It is a personal record-keeping tool.
Designed for Speed
Data entry is optimized for minimal taps. Blood pressure fields auto-advance. Weight, glucose, and SpO2 are single-screen entries. The timestamp defaults to now but can be edited.
Charts provide clear trend views across common date ranges.
A professional report can be generated in PDF or plain text format and shared directly through the system share sheet. This makes it easy to email a doctor or paste into a patient portal.
Built with Privacy in Mind
- Offline-first architecture
- Encrypted local database
- No analytics
- No advertising
- No data selling
A free Caffeinated Account can be used to sync across devices, but it is optional.
Download
Caffeinated Vitals is available now on Google Play and coming soon to the Apple App Store.
More updates will follow as the app evolves, but the core principle will remain the same: simple, fast, and private.